By Akers Editorial
James Combs’ Hit List
- Lake County Schools recently received employees’ feedback about arming them on campus. I’d recommend that history teachers carry a Civil War musket and librarians carry a gun with a silencer.
- In recent months, dozens of Leesburg residents have complained that their mail is disappearing. If I caught someone stealing my mail, I’d likely go postal.
- A Lake County sheriff’s deputy searched an automobile that was parked at a public boat ramp for two hours and found a variety of drugs. The owner of the automobile admitted to snorting cocaine because she was trying to get up for a family gathering. In her defense, she probably isn’t a big fan of cocaine. She just likes the way it smells.
- A Summerfield couple was arrested after shoplifting $657.75 worth of merchandise at Dollar General. Yep, when you want to steal valuable items, always choose Dollar General over a jewelry store.
- Wildwood police arrested a woman who struck her intoxicated boyfriend with a vacuum cleaner after he woke her up. Your girlfriend attacking you with a vacuum cleaner? That must really suck.
- Employees and animal lovers recently gathered at Trout Lake Nature Center in Eustis to celebrate Turtle Day. I’m guessing it turned out to be quite a shell-ebration.
